Skip to main content
Rosemount Town Pages
Independent Town Pages Election Guide: Senate District 57, House District 57B
Minnesota roundup: Patrol still looking for hit-and-run driver who killed 85 year old woman; Man killed after contacting live wire following crash; plus more state headlines.
Election 2016 Candidate Q&A: Greg Clausen, Senate District 57
Election 2016 Candidate Q&A: Anna Wills, House District 57B
Election 2016 Candidate Q&A: John Huot, House District 57B
crime and courts
Class 2A state girls soccer: Irish taking it to The Bank
Volleyball: Irish open section play at home Thursday
MN state parks to be free on day after Thanksgiving
NORTHLAND OUTDOORS: Meet a central Minnesota family whose made its living off wild rice for four generations
Football, Week 8: Irish upset No. 2 North in triple OT for sub-district title
LaComb sees first play come to life
Vet uses metal art to give back to service members
RHS student earns Eagle rank
Senior food program seeks more participation
Laps for Lars
arts and entertainment
Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc vs Fischer
Ruth N. Eielr, 98
Margaret F. Enkkeli, 87
Milton W. Dunwell, 90
Margie Janis Olson, 85
Bill Droste: Season of giving starts with Haunted Woods Trail
Letter: Consider Heidi Freske for city council
Letter: Holly Jenkins shows up to make a difference
Forum Communications Endorsement: This time for president, none of the above
Letter: Youth in politics
Real Estate Showcase
June 19, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: Nothing to lose your head over
To paraphrase the great philosopher Ferris Bueller, science moves pretty fast. If you don’t take the opportunity to write a column about a totally bonkers plan to transplant a monkey’s head when you have it, people just might move on to something even more insane. The quote...
June 19, 2015 - 8:00am
June 5, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: Another graduation in the crowd
Graduation season is here again. Seniors from Farmington High School will receive their diplomas Friday night. Rosemount seniors will follow on Saturday. At the School of Hard Knocks, graduates will presumably just roll themselves a cigarette and get on with their day. Barring...
June 5, 2015 - 8:00am
May 29, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: Going back to the movies
Back in the early days of my tenure here I would occasionally write movie reviews and put them in the paper. It was never anything official. I didn’t get invited to critics’ screenings. Roger Ebert never asked me to hang out with him. I didn’t even get a deal on Twizzlers at...
May 29, 2015 - 8:00am
May 22, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: The case against crashing
If you read this column last week you know I recently crashed my bicycle. And here’s the thing about crashing a bicycle: If a person were to come to me and say, “Hey, Nathan, I have an opportunity here to crash a bicycle, and I hear you’ve done that. Do you recommend it?”...
May 22, 2015 - 8:00am
May 17, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: Crash and burn
Given the amount of time I’ve spent on a bike in the course of my life, I figure it’s a sign of either great skill, incredible luck or really unobtrusive training wheels that my history of crashes is limited and only moderately embarrassing. I know how I explain it. You’re...
May 17, 2015 - 8:00am
May 8, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: I hope you're reading this in print
The first thing I did when I woke up Monday morning was pick up my phone to scroll through Instagram and Facebook and Twitter. I checked email and handled important business like checking in on my Clash of Clans village. All of which means I’d broken the rules of National...
May 8, 2015 - 8:00am
May 1, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: Luck is starting to turn around
I have a short and mostly undistinguished record when it comes to gambling and games of chance. Fortunately, I’ve learned over the years to accept my limits. My career as a handicapper of horses is marked by two significant wins, each of which brought me more than $200. One...
May 1, 2015 - 8:00am
April 23, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: The end is near. Get comfy.
Human beings are a disagreeable group. Give us a subject, no matter how trivial, and we will argue it. Create a list of the best movies of all time, and we will work ourselves into a frothing Internet rage about the indignities of excluding every single entry in the Police Academy...
April 23, 2015 - 12:00pm
April 17, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: Fashion is all on the wrist
The lineups started early last Friday morning. Overzealous true-believers waited patiently until, at the appointed time, they were shown into a starkly decorated room where a uniformed attendant fitted them with a shiny metal bracelet capable of tracking their location, sending them...
April 17, 2015 - 8:00am
April 10, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: The pool is just great this year
I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that I have a less than stellar record in NCAA Tournament pools. Now that this year’s tournament is over I figured it would be a good time to give an update. Not because I won, which I definitely did, but because I believe in being complete in...
April 10, 2015 - 8:00am
April 2, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: Your inner child has a price
I tend to be suspicious of news stories that report on trends. It doesn’t take much to tell a couple of anecdotal stories and make it sound like all of the cool people are into beekeeping these days, or that Butte, Mont. is America’s hot new vacation destination or that your next...
April 2, 2015 - 1:08pm
March 27, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: Climbing the reinforced ladder
I bought a ladder last weekend, which even by my standards wouldn’t normally be worth writing a column about. But it was a more emotionally involved process than I would have expected from a transaction involving a piece of metal that would help me reach high places. Because...
March 27, 2015 - 2:18pm
March 13, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: The terror of moderate exercise
If this week’s weather is any indication, spring is finally here and even the most delicate Minnesotans are once again free to climb up from the bunkers where they’ve spent the past four months watching hockey and calculating windchills. The arrival of warmer weather after...
March 13, 2015 - 8:00am
March 6, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: Dressed up for the apocalypse
I’m not saying it’s definitely going to happen, but if a global war breaks out in the near future and tears human civilization down to its foundations and leaves us all serving an army of robots or apes or giant gerbils or something, there are a few likely explanations for why...
March 6, 2015 - 8:00am
February 26, 2015
Nathan Hansen's column: Unlucky in love? Fake it
Over the years I have used this space to bring you updates on body pillows people treat like girlfriends, businesses that offer cuddling as a professional service and a handful of the other newest and oddest things on offer from the world of the desperately lonely. It’s...
February 26, 2015 - 11:33am